you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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