I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Randomize
