literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
