the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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