the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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