You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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