I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Randomize
