I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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