Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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I will be naked everywhere
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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