I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
just tell him i said nine months
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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