so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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