Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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