She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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