If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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