Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Cover your peen. We're going out.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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