K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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