Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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