So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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