I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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