Me. At least after what I've been through.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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