is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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