It's like God shit irony all over that family
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
im on a boat
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