WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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