Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he was CRYING into my vagina
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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