They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I love black thongs
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
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i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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