I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
As shirtless as possible
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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