Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
In other news, I just burned my penis
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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