you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
