that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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