I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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