what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
And then my night got REAL pukey
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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