So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
