State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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