If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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