I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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