the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
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then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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