It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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