I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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