Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
There are leaves in my underwear?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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