she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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