But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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