We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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