i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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