i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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