Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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