Non-Jews are for practice
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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