you would pick up someone in the library
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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