"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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