Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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