I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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