yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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