Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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