Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??