Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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