She is in my trunk
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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