Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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