Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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