Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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