Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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