my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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