called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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